At Home Shopping
No shirt, no shoes, no service….Yeah, maybe if this was uppity Target, but this is Amuurica! Texas
Going Coastal
Didn’t we suffer enough from the fall out of the East vs. West beef from Biggie and Tupac? You want us to feel that pain all over again?!?! Missouri
The Human Bathroom Stall
It looks like you passed out with your shoes on, but you were around a bunch of really polite people. New Hampshire
Pooh Problems
I’ll tell ya one thing, I don’t care how ironically funny you think that tattoo might be, I’m sure as hell not reaching into Pooh’s jar for any damn honey. California
