Battle Of The Buttons
Apparently some ladies got their advanced copy of Cosmo because they already know this fall’s new fashion style is belly buttons. Kansas & New Jersey
Reckless Abandon
Ugh, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve left a cup of coffee on the roof of my car. Sometimes you just lose track of the unimportant shit in your life and drive off. You know what I mean? Arkansas
Show Me Your World
Ya ummm so, yup uhh huh, I ahhhhh ya, ok ya sooooo everything checks out. You’ve definitely got both holes there and uhhhh thanks? I guess? Unknown
Need A Tamp
Wow! No shit? Thanks for ruining the picture with your enlightened commentary. Stating the obvious is a surefire way to get laughs. #LeaveThisToThePros Florida
