Slithering Sammy
Girl, you best get that nonsense out of my face and out of this store before I gotta call my man Samuel L. Jackson on your ass. Florida
Larger Than Life
I don’t know if you’ve heard, but he is kind of a big deal. People know him. He’s very important. He has many leather-bound books and his apartment smells of rich mahogany. Indiana
Roll One Up
So the glass door containing pizza rolls is broken at Walmart. If this story doesn’t start with “So these drunk people or these stoners came into the store at 2:30 am” then I’m not sure I’ll actually believe the horseshit story you try to tell me. Ohio
Friday Night Out
Millennials…something, something, something….lazy, entitled….something something…worst generation ever….Yada yada yada. You get that picture. Unknown
