Fear The Beard
Glad to see the profession of The Bearded Lady hasn’t completely been lost. Keep the legend alive my man! Or my woman! Whichever. Unknown
Mmmm Bacon
Hey weird lady, perhaps you & Babe would be more comfortable not inside a damn store and so close to the butcher. Just saying. Florida
The Dick Pic
Who doesn’t need a Walmart changing room dick pic in their life? I’m about to conveniently go over to the 1 hour photo center and get that printed on a canvas or maybe even a nice throw blanket. Colorado
Ramen Noodle Diet
Okay there Asher Roth, nobody loves college that much. Tone it down. Unknown
