Checking Progress

Girl, I can tell you put those athletic shoes to work with that bottom biscuit. Do you just let your bum hang out while you work out so you can see the instant progress? I tried that once, but the manager at the gym politely told me I was making everyone else sick. West Virginia

Pin It

Pin The Tail On The Jackass. Just an adult and worse version of pin the tail on the donkey. North Carolina

Long Live The King

I wish this was the Medieval Times where the Kings had to fight to the death for supremacy. Which side would you choose? Elvis or Big Pun? Texas