Area 51
These are the type of dudes that are prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse. Which, now that I think of it, I really won’t care if I die in it since these are the people that would be left to live with. Arizona
The Remains
I’d say I’m surprised, but clearly you don’t care enough to change your jammie pants before you leave the house so why should I expect you to check yourself after a good dump. Pennsylvania
Bearded Wonders
Looks like they’re filming another commercial for Dollar Beard Club. Awkward. Florida
Wrap It Up
Girl, you better bring it down a notch. There isn’t a wrap for a broken heart like there is for your broken ankle. Florida
