Grip It & Rip It
What old horny devil is stocking the shelves at Walmart these days? Unknown
The Registry
I guess it’s easier for your guests to pick out your wedding gifts if you have it at Walmart. So that’s a plus. I think. Congrats! Georgia
Goo Goo Guy Guy
Nothing like bringing your creepy weird ass fetish into the public light at Walmart. Checking off some serious life goals right there buddy. I’d say your parents must be proud, but clearly the did something totally f’d up, so I don’t even want to bring them into the picture here. Unknown
Bags of Sh*t In 2016
You’re gonna need a big bag to put those in if you plan on lighting them on fire on someone’s porch. Which would be epic by the way, so you go girl!!! Florida
