Her Stance
Girl I feel ya, the lines at Walmart are too damn long. You take your stance by sitting down! You’re like the Colin Kapernick of Walmart now! Colorado
Unorthodox Hair Tie
I feel like tying your daughter’s hair to a shopping cart has to be some sort of child abuse. I think we can all agree. Unknown
Booty Holes
You could literally wear an actual active beehive on your head and I don’t think anyone would notice while you’ve got those pants or shorts or thong-jorts or whatever those are called on! Florida
Walmart Protocol
Anybody wanna take a stab at where Ballie is at? #ThatWalmartLife Unknown
