Tattoo Face
Looking like the white trash Mike Tyson. And I bet you he can take and throw a punch like Iron Mike too. Tennessee
Biscuits & Gravy
Your pants are so tight that they squeezed the poo out. That’s not good. You’re leaking. Virginia
A Pirate’s Life For Me
Huh? Why would you do that? It’s 2016, the pirate success rate is at like 5%. Honestly just not a good income source. North Carolina
High Fashion
Where are you going lady? Because I’ll follow you anywhere. Mainly because I know it’s gonna be an off the hook party wherever you show up with those heels and fanny pack. Iowa
