Luke The Lizard
I wish you were a lizard. Then I could step on you. That story would end and we’d all move on happily. Illinois
#Jager
Don’t judge. Lets not act like we all haven’t had those times where we drank too much Jagermeister and ended up going to Walmart looking like a hot mess of a biker chick. California
Where The White Women At?
In case you were wondering why black dudes are always so chill….Whaaaaat? Is that a racist stereotype? Florida
I’m Blue
Why so blue? Is it because you’ve got a bag of both Cheetos and Doritos? That’s good news. In fact, that’s not even a tough decision if you have to choose. Doritos 10 out of 10 times. Also, look on the bright side, you can toss on a big white sweater and go as the […]
