What The Funk?
That’s what doctors refer to as “funk butt”. Ohio
Honest Mistake
If Bruce Jenner can transform into a woman, then by damn so can Honest Abe! Virginia
Too Close To The Fire
Whoa whoa whoa guys. Technically 3 or more people in a group wearing the same color is a gang. You can’t fly those colors no matter how hot they might be. Damn hooligans. California
Star Child
Twinkle twinkle big guy! Enjoy that. It’s probably the first star you’ve received since 5th grade when you teacher rewarded you for going 2 whole days without eating a booger. Florida
