Hello & Goodbye

Hello Kitty, goodbye any chance at a stable relationship! Canada
Fall Has Me Like…

Glad to see I’m not the only one totally jazzed up for fall. Me and my man, pumpkin spiced errrythang! Texas
#PenisJokes

That’s my type of old man right there. If Walmart was smart they’d hire him to be a greeter on the spot. He seems like the type of dude that would make your day from a simple exchange of how-do-you-do’s. Georgia
Jurassic Park

Shoutout to those older women who are unfazed by the dinosaur because they are locked in on some killer DVD deals. West Virginia