Respect My Authority
Just because you look like a character doesn’t mean you need to idolize them. And I know the show is still on and still hilarious but wearing South Park slippers? What is this 1998? Texas
Whacky Cracky
Not sure why they say crack is so addicting. I don’t want any part of that. Louisiana
Hoochie Coochie Mama
Honestly, I can’t think of a better place to showcase your coochie and poopchute like the toy aisle at Walmart. It’s not like there is any chance some little kid will turn the corner expecting to see his favorite Star Wars toys only to find himself in a face-off with your wookie. Unknown
Snake Skin
It looks like this anaconda wanted some and then some more. Florida
