Holla For A Dolla

Depending what state this dude is in, he’s about to either be rich or dead. Unknown

Uh Oh…

And y’all mofos wondering why people feel the need to kneel during the anthem. Ohio

Tight Fit

You’ve managed to defeat a corset. Congratulations. You got your aim on taking down those high and mighty spanks next? Unknown

The Double Take

Girrrrrrl, don’t make me do a double take on that booty. Pick a different color next time. Ain’t nobody trying to look twice. Illinois