The Pimp Daddy

First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get an old Cadillac. That doesn’t sound right. Texas

Camo Crack

Almost the perfect camouflage for plumber’s crack. The key word there is almost. Oklahoma

Lena Spanks

So how do you make money? “Oh, I play with myself online and pull out my ass at Walmart in the car department.” Impressive. Cananda

Suiting Up

Pretty soon the Santa suits will be out before Labor Day… Colorado