WWIB: Getting Fleeced

Fuzzy fleece onesies. Something else you didn’t know you needed because you don’t actually need it. Who you guys have in this “Who Wears it Better” of furry fun? Personally I’m not ready for Christmas yet so I’m giving it to the Great Value Brand of Rocky and Bullwinkle over here. Or as Natasha would […]
Like A Pimp

Well technically pimps do make quite the difference. Not so much in the positive form, but a difference nonetheless. Maybe you could smack some people around and get another register open? That would help. Texas
So Cray

Quite the interesting look you’ve got there. You seem to fit the role of the Mad Hatter’s sister. Unknown
Long Lasting Memory

I hope someone got a picture of that monkey shitting down the front of your shirt. Then I could plug it in right there and print myself out a nice blanket to remember what a jackass you are for bringing your monkey into Walmart. Oklahoma