Fresh Out The Joint
There is an alarming pattern of people breaking out of hospitals or psychiatric wards and heading straight to Walmart. Why is that? Someone else figure it out because if I try to understand it I’ll end up in a padded room myself. Texas
Venison On Sale
You see that hunters? Now you don’t even have to shoot the damn things yourself! Walmart really does have it all for Hunting Season / Scare-All-The-Little-Kids-When-They-See-Dead-Bambi-In-A-Shopping-Cart Season. Read the story here » Virginia
Heavy Lifting
Makes sense she is in the free weight aisle because it appears she plans on doing a few sets of snatches… Unknown
Spray & Pray
Not quite the Hairspray Live I thought they were promoting, but probably just as entertaining. Utah
