#HickLife

Sooo much better than Salt Life, Beach Life or Walt Life. This dude deserves a bologna sandwich. Tennessee
Squirrelly Behavior

There may or may not be a dead squirrel in that mo-mulllet of his. I cannot confirm or deny. Kentucky
Fly Away

It looks like your mother cut your hair while you had a bicycle helmet on. #SheGaveYouWings Michigan
In a Jif

A peanut butter & jelly sandwich isn’t a peanut butter and jelly sandwich without Jif Peanut Butter. Fact. Massachusetts