Plumber’s Crack

What you and your friends do when you’re drunk in your parents basement is your own business. Ohio
The Smuggler

This isn’t a prison check-in lady. I don’t need to see what you’re smuggling up your keister. Kentucky
Original Kitty

Looks like some cats have more like 90 lives. North Carolina
Tiny Cocks

It’s not the size of the cock that matters, it’s how loud it crows. Unknown