Put ‘Em To Work

Finally a decent reason to have kids. The scale is still tilted way over in the other direction. Nebraska

What Happens At Walmart…

Wait, what? Who does this? I mean at least you can hide in the aisles when you’re inside. Right now your flopped out for the whole town to see! Florida

18 Days Until Christmas

The clock is ticking and Santa knows that it’s business time. He had 11 months to fool around with Mrs. Claus at the North Pole. It’s time to get to work! Ohio