Kids On Kids On Kids

I don’t even know how you have time to keep making kids with all those damn kids. Makes no sense. Where do you even get privacy? You gotta have kids sleeping in your damn dresser drawers at this point. Unknown
5 Days Until Christmas

Even Santa gets his gifts at Walmart… Illinois
The Weed Man

Fun fact: If you own a suit covered in weed leaves, it is also the only suit you own. California
Double It Up

Kinda looking like you’re trying to stuff 10 pounds of mashed potatoes into a 5 pound bag. Texas