Eating Out
If I were to put a ton of money down on picking out that one guy who has never actually even seen a vagina, you can be sure I’m nominating the dude who drives this SUV. You don’t have to call all-in every hand brother, we know you’re bluffing. New York
Junk In That Trunk
You’ve got so much bubbalicious bubble gum that your pants can’t even contain it. Ohio
The Day After
Never really thought about it, but I guess the day after Halloween for strippers is like Black Friday to every other shopper. Unknown
