Puppy Problems
“Give me a minute guys, I gotta meet up with my snausage dealer real quick.” Florida
Dine On Swine
I hope that pigs shits all over that blanket or coat or whatever it is, because I can tell it would be a pain to get poop out of that thing. Stop bringing pigs into Walmart, stop training your pig to be a cannibal too. That’s weird. Texas
Start A Petition
There are probably a few items a tad higher on the list of “things we need to end” like world hunger and equal rights and whatnot, but I think we can knock off flesh-colored leggings rather easily and hopefully it will inspire us to conquer the bigger things on our list. Kinda like when Alabama […]
Still In The Spirit
One of the Who’s down in Whoville left for bigger and better things. With no overtime or health insurance. Mississippi
