Pull Her Around

Come on, ride the train, hey, ride it, woo woo! Come on, ride the train, it’s the choo choo train! Ohio
Better Late Than Never

Guess I’m not too surprised a guy dressed like the Grinch is a few weeks late on stealing Christmas. Oklahoma
Humpy Time

Makes sense that they had to have another female get the male all warmed up and then at the last minute trick him into planting his peeper into you. Texas
Too Soon?

Bet that Snuggie helped console you last night after taking that L. I’d feel bad for you if Bama didn’t win it every year anyway. Alabama