Ask Me About My Weiner
Well thats hella creepy and unappetizing. I think a pickup truck hot dog is just slightly below gas station sushi. Both are defiantly going to make you sick as a dog, only one has a good chance of coming with a side of kidnapping and rape. Florida
#GrapeSmuggler
You’re tossing me a lot of mixed signals here buddy. All I do know is with those socks I’m not going to underestimate you on the pitch (is that what they call it in soccer? I don’t actually know and don’t care enough to Google it) because clearly you don’t mess around. Wisconsin
WWIB: Child’s Play
I mean, we all know what my answer is. He was a doll that could murder people. What’s so interesting about you lady? Unknown
Lady & The Cock
The headline this morning of “Lady gets caught in Walmart parking lot enjoying a big cock” was extremely deceptive. Oklahoma
