Digging In
My man Willy the mo-fo-ing Pimp!!! Wondering what he is doing in the trash?….probably looking for yo momma! Florida
The Fuller Mooner
If there were participation trophies for covering your ass, you still wouldn’t receive one. Texas
WWIB: The Two Mulleteers
Okay ladies, when you wake up from your orgasm induced coma, let me know if you prefer your man mullets dark or light. Pennsylvania & Texas
Man Meat
I asked the t-shirt company to make me into a shirt model too but they said there were just too many complex folds and they didn’t want to end up scaring the children. I get it. California
