Catch Me Outside

We all know that one friend’s mom who tries to keep it as hip as possible but just looks like a 50 year old trying to be an undercover cop at a high school. Go home and enjoy General Hospital like the rest of your book club. Unknown
WWIB: Lick & Stick

Some people just know how to keep it realer than others. So who you guys feeling? High Times or 69 boyz? California & Virginia
No Hair, Don’t Care

Well I suppose if you were forced to pick between the two you’ve made the right choice. Not really sure who would chose hair instead though… Nebraska
An American Classic

Mullets and NASCAR shirts go together like spaghetti and meatballs. North Carolina