Just The Nip

I’m not sure there is ever a good time to have nipple holes in your shirt, but I’d like to think if there was, I’d be a little more impressed with your nipple. What you’re doing is like putting a kids finger painting in The Louvre. Unknown

Pony Up

Ride that pony to Jealoustown bitches. Ohio

You’re Fired

What exactly would you say that bright & fancy belt is doing? Clearly not its job so I’m just curious. Kentucky

WWIB: Wild Animals

Couple of wild animals here. So who do you guys think wears their spirit animal better? Illinois & Tennessee