Fresh Fish
Dirty girlfriends, MILF and sushi bar. You’re the type of dude that probably references his huge dong like 28 times a day, to the point everyone knows you got a baby carrot in your pants. But still, good luck to any woman dumb enough to get with you, I hope she is up to date on […]
Size Matters
So is their some sort of correlation of the bigger the tramp stamp, the bigger the tramp? Florida
Be Mine! Be Mine! Be Mine!
Really pouring on the “still available to be someone’s Valentine” vibe pretty thick lady. Unknown
Old Pirates of The Caribbean
As Jack Sparrow gets older, these Pirates movies are getting more and more depressing. Unknown
