Charlene Cheetah

I imagine this is what Chester Cheetah’s jealous unsuccessful sister drives around in with her 13 kids. Wisconsin
Plumb Bum

Best plumber in the game right here folks. I’d hire him, I don’t care that he shows up to the job on a bike. Florida
Get Stuffed

It’s that special time of year. When all the single people see someone like this shopping for Valentine’s gifts and wonder to themselves how this flippin’ weird ass dude that dresses up as a stuffed animal has managed to find someone and they haven’t. Missouri
Monday Morning Blues

Oh, hello again Monday. Kentucky