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Don’t get too close, that thing may pull your phone right into its vortex and suck it right in! Texas

Happy V-Day!

I don’t care who you are, you can never be too safe. Happy Valentine’s Day! Oklahoma

Get Over Here!

Such an honest ninja actually paying for things. Because let’s face it, ninjas never really have to pay for anything. California

Turtle Power

Some turtles are better left in the sewer. Unknown