Trim Job

I think you set the mower blades a little too low there partner. California
Corny Jokes

Well shucks, this might sound corny but you’re getting some cobs to pop around here. Florida
Get Yours Today!

You laugh now, but as soon as America sees the Titty-Towel on Shark Tank everyone will be buying one. Georgia
On Clearance

I knew you could pick up last minute Valentine’s Day gifts at Walmart, but I didn’t know you could pick up last minute Valentine’s dates there too. Kansas