The TMNT Robe

Like, he’ll fight some crime if he absolutely has to, but for the most part he likes to keep it pretty chill. Minnesota

Who Let The Dogs Out?

Mystery solved. Kind of an anticlimactic ending, but I’m happy to get closure on the matter. Virginia

Pants Down Low

Y’all won’t say a damn word to a young black kid with his pants that low, but you don’t have a problem rushing right up to this old white guy and telling him to pull his pants up. That’s reverse racism. Or regular racism. Or ageism. It’s something dammit!!! Texas