Fruit Loopy

I don’t like the toy I found at the bottom of this cereal box. Florida
Finish Him

Looks like he was the victim of the worst Mortal Kombat finishing move ever – eternal damnation to the Walmart floral department. Georgia
Dinner For One

My eyes are in the front pervert! Ohio
Hole In One

Basically how I see every customer service rep in my mind anyway. Oregon