It Will Fit They Said
Just because “mini” is in the name doesn’t mean it’s going to defy science and magically fit. Unknown
The Crazy Chicken
You look like you’re trying out to be the mascot for a fictional taco company. Los Pollos Locos isn’t interested brother. Oklahoma
Class of 2017
The only life saver I can toss this dude who went overboard is that when you look back at them, there isn’t a single high school senior photo shoot that looks good. They’re all ridiculous; some just more than others. Unknown
Gold Digging
You know it’s gonna be a good mother trucking day when you get a Willy The Pimp spotting. Let your pimp walk away today everyone! Florida
