DC Hightops
I don’t think that dress goes with those shoes, but to play devil’s advocate, I don’t think that dress goes with any shoes. Nor am I sure those shoes go with anything. Lose lose all around for you I’m afraid. Oklahoma
Super Stares
You know what’s super? Your ability to not care what anyone thinks even though literally ever person you see thinks you look ridiculous. Super Duper! Texas
Hip To The Ster
Can you just write “dope as f*ck” on your resume & turn it in? Is that allowed? Virginia
Sh*tty Morning
“Hey, why do you always freak out when someone brings a pet into Walmart?” – I don’t know, maybe because I don’t want to pull a hammy on some pig shit. Just a thought. California
