Old News

Extra! Extra! Read all about it. Lady’s give a f*ck level hits an all time low! Iowa
Sex Sells

Walmart didn’t get that big for nothing. At a price point of $7.97 that is going to sell out fast!!! Online
What Happens In The Walmart Restroom…

Working – twerkin’. Gettin’ paid – Gettin’ laid. Lunch break – sex date. I’m running out of cool saying for you being a ho fo’ sho. Alabama
Ever Lasting Gobstoppers

Looks like one Oompa Loompa screwed up in the factory and now has to go buy a bunch of Gobstoppers to cover for her screw up. West Virginia