Baby I’m A Fireball
There’s always that one asshole who loves Fireball so much they’re ready to get the party started anywhere anytime. Arkansas
Winner Winner
That’s fine. Just don’t call me weird when I start carrying around a Philly cheesteak in my papoose. I won’t judge you on your relationship with food if you don’t judge me on mine. Unknown
Flower Power
Roses are red, violets are blue, those boot say stripper, those jeans do too. Texas
Catch & Release
Too bad we can’t catch them and euthanize them to control their population. Unknown
