The FBI

  Guess I wasn’t expecting the FBI to be #1 on Crazy Harold’s most wanted list. Washington

It’s So Veiny

Steroids: So your arms can look like Voldemort’s penis. California

How Today Is Going

Buddy, if that’s how life is going for you right now, I’ve got some terrible news for you as you get older. Unknown

Definitely

You be the judge on this one… Unknown