Gone In 60 Seconds

These are the mean streets of Walmart punk. You come around here shit gets snatched. Complain to your Uber driver on your way home bitch. Unknown

Georgia Boy

Stop distracting us from your terrible tattoos. I mean, it works but just temporarily because we end up having to look away anyway! Georgia

If Monday Had A Face…

Even babies know, milk is about the only thing to get nutrition from when you only have your gums to work with. Louisiana