Metro Sexual

Might as well change the name from Geo Metro to Geo Sextro with all the chicks you’re gonna have to bat away. California
Taste The Romeo

These taste a lot like bitches, money, cars and the f-word for some reason. Alabama
Brake Time

Damn hipsters and their throwback parking brakes. Unknown
The Last Boy Scout

Does dealing with all the Walmart bullshit earn a merit badge now? Florida