Mop On The Top

I think the term “mop top” is pretty damn accurate here. Unknown
Wake Up!

It’s the time of year where whale tails start coming out of hibernation. Kentucky
What’s Next?

Well I don’t think there is enough booze in the whole store to get me drunk enough to do the other thing with you. North Dakota
Go Back To Bed

For being rare creatures, I see an awful lot of unicorns at Walmart. Tennessee