Beamer Dreamer

Sporty and practical. Best of both worlds….Also, on a side note, I ran an official study to test the theory of “every person that drives a BMW is a d-bag” and it turns out that is true 100% of the time. So little fun fact for you there. Alabama

Out In The Streets

You’re just a hot half-rasta mess right now. Cornrows and booty holes, just too much for me right now. Louisiana

Princess Treatment

I don’t see anywhere on the guidelines where it says you have to be a certain age to go to Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique and get done up like a Princess….Oh it does? Ages 3-12? Well that seems like ageism to me. Florida

Packing…Lunches

Gangster Granny will pop a cap in your ass…and also sneak your kids some extra candy. Unknown