Worth Dyeing For
Things I’ve learned in the past week or two: If you’re on the run, don’t stop at Walmart. No matter how convenient, it’s like the first stop they look at. Don’t dye your hair there, don’t shop for groceries with the teenager you kidnapped. You’re going to be seen. Unknown
A Ghostly Invasion
No need for the ghostly dramatics, I’m already scared out of my mind. Ohio
Right Hand Man
Probably smart on PornHub to start sponsoring the all-stars in their “self-sport”. Unknown
Kids…
That’s basically how I see other people’s children anyway. Unknown
