The Nutcracker

I’m not gonna lie, I’d pay good money and grab my popcorn to see whatever ballet performance she is in. Train wreck central. Unknown
Pirate’s Booty

Appears as though a few pirates have dropped anchor to claim their booty. West Virginia
A Viking’s Quest

I mean, if I were working there I wouldn’t stop him on his way out to try and make him pay for it. Vikings plunder, it’s what they do. I’m not taking an axe to the chest over some Natty Ice. Unknown
Bird Is The Word

That’s odd. I thought the weird creepy lady in the neighborhood never left her big run-down house that all the kids swear is haunted. Kentucky