Running On Fumes
While that is pretty awesome you’ve found an alternative fuel source, I feel like that would end up being waaaaaay more expensive than gas. Texas
Blood On The Brain
That must be one hell of a nosebleed when you need two tampons to collect it all. Like for real, your brain might be falling out if there is that much blood. Unknown
Aunt Liz
Ummm ok. Maybe she saved a bunch of money on her husband by switching to crazy. Indiana
I <3 Sleep
When you roll out of bed already lookin’ glamorous . Florida
