Grrrrrrravvvvve Digggggger

I feel like these monster truck style of car accidents happen way too often at Walmart. What is going on that you manage to drive up someone’s car like Grave Digger? Pennsylvania
The Muffin Man

Feel bad for the employee that gets to mop up his brain fluid after he goes head over heels. It’s tough enough to walk in that place without injury. Unknown
You’re Not Doing It Right

Isn’t it usually the John that is pants-less getting cash out? Texas
Tee Time

She spells it out and has bright reflectors so you can’t miss it. If you blow past those warning signs, then that’s on you. I’m keeping my distance. Unknown