The Mighty Morph

It’s like Wonder Woman, Spiderman and a ballerina morphed into one creature that got none of the superpowers or talent. Unknown
Free The Puppies

I don’t work for the ASPCA but I feel like this has to be some sort of animal cruelty right? Unknown
Catching Some Rays

Summer is right around the corner. Gotta get that beach bod bronze ready baby! Unknown
Too Full To F*ck

Did you get married at a Willie Nelson concert or something? I get that you don’t have time to eat that day, but nobody gets the munchies that bad on their wedding night. Unknown