Just Beat It

We get it, you’re a grown man that masturbates 14 times a day in your mother’s basement. You don’t need to flaunt it. New York

Pink Spirit Animal

Maybe it’s one of those optical illusion colors where it appears to be covering barely anything but is actually very classy? Probably not. Unknown

Manic Monday

I suppose I can understand the whole S&M fetish thing but there are safe words for a reason. You can still say no. Arizona

Fire It Up

Is that the fire guy from Suicide Squad? Unknown