Adult Dress Up
Cos-play. It’s like Halloween without the candy…so in other words, it’s useless. Tennessee
It’s Doo Doo Baby!

Hate to break it to you Revlon but your makeup looks like shit. Especially with that little pookakke all over Gwen’s face. New York
Old Beav

You ever want to see a retired beaver? Yeah me neither. Unknown
Last Ditch Effort

Don’t wear a kilt and other weird shit to distract us from noticing you’re still holding on to the last bit of hope that is your hair . Unknown